QUotes
“This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It’s when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts”
- Si Robertson
"Let me tell you about redneck logic... Just blow it up."
- Willie Robertson
"My idea of happiness is killin' things."
- Phil Robertson
"A girl once told me, it's not you it's me. Darn right it's you, ya heffer!"
- Si Robertson
"The more makeup a woman wears, the more she's trying to hide. Makeup can hide a lot of evil."
- Phil Robertson
"You're gonna be there for 50 years and you don't even know whether she can cook or not? What kind of thinkin' is that? "Well we'll just live off love." Not really. You'll starve to death!"
- Phil Robertson
"I'm like Aretha Franklin. I don't get no R-S-P-E-C-T round this joint."
- Si Robertson
"I don't know 'bout this Justin the Beaver."
- Miss Kay Robertson
"RV stands for Redneck Vacation!"
-Jase
- Si Robertson
"Let me tell you about redneck logic... Just blow it up."
- Willie Robertson
"My idea of happiness is killin' things."
- Phil Robertson
"A girl once told me, it's not you it's me. Darn right it's you, ya heffer!"
- Si Robertson
"The more makeup a woman wears, the more she's trying to hide. Makeup can hide a lot of evil."
- Phil Robertson
"You're gonna be there for 50 years and you don't even know whether she can cook or not? What kind of thinkin' is that? "Well we'll just live off love." Not really. You'll starve to death!"
- Phil Robertson
"I'm like Aretha Franklin. I don't get no R-S-P-E-C-T round this joint."
- Si Robertson
"I don't know 'bout this Justin the Beaver."
- Miss Kay Robertson
"RV stands for Redneck Vacation!"
-Jase